Me: I believe you have the wrong number.
Dude: Tyler?
Me: Satan, actually. But in all seriousness, I'm not this Tyler character.
Dude: Okay. Sorry about that.
Me: Satan doesn't forgive.
Dude: Hahaha. Go to hell.
Me: Fine. I can tell when I'm not wanted on Earth.
Dude: Well I'd like to keep my soul.
Me: You can't keep it forever. Plus, you can still live without your soul. I've had Snooki and Kim Kardashian's for a few years now.
Dude: Valid point. What about Charlie Sheen? Did you guys agree to some kind of twenty year deal?
Me: Oh, Charlie owes me much more than his own soul. That's what all those hookers are for.
Dude: Ahhh. And the coke?
Me: Usually I don't grant temporary immortality, but he agreed to spread the good word of Satan and become my most loyal disciple. Tiger blood ain't free.

These babies were my favorite part of the night.

♥ G

Mother Nature! She is, in my opinion, Samson’s prettiest bowl.

♥ G

We had blunts, bongs, bowls, bubblers, even a vape, err’thang you need to make a high nigga pie.

♥ G

Our 4/20 table before the smoke-out began. Ganhji and I were with my boyfriend and two of our good friends. We smoked out of almost everything you see here.

-Samson

(Source: samson-the-cat)

“Reality” vs. True Reality

Society sets up an illusion of a higher power, someone always there to have control over you on some level or another, through religion and government and the entire system in general. Anyone, now more than ever, could easily be justified in the feeling of a prying eye constantly looking over their shoulder. It is a freeing thought to realize that as a human being and a creature born of this Earth, only you have true control of yourself. You are a free-spirited, free-thinking, and free-willed individual. Don’t let them dictate to you how a supposedly successful person is meant to live. Determine your own success, and your own lifestyle. Don’t let the world of industry turn you into another faceless contributor to their greed. Be a person! This life is yours and yours alone.

♥ Ganhji

Here’s to wishing all our fellow herb-partakers happy holidays!

My day will be spent with good friends, good weed, good food, and good conversation. Peace, love, happiness, and good vibes to all those joining in the celebration of this wonderful gift of nature :)

♥ Ganhji

I finally got my pizza fix!

ROCK AND ROLL.

♥ G

I am convinced that pizza companies secretly make their pizzas with some sort of addictive substance.

I mean Samson and I ordered pizza twice this weekend and somehow I’m still craving some so badly right now. Release me from your grasp you cruel, cheesy temptress.

♥ Ganhji

Hookah sesh with Samson & Ganhji

We’ve got Pizza Rolls in the oven, cats sleeping everywhere, and awesome music in the background. I love spring break!

-Samson

Firecrackas.

Samson and I are making some edibles. Gonna chill and eat and get high. Yeee buddy.

♥ Ganhji

G & I smoked 3 bowls and have not moved from my favorite big red couch. It’s the comfiest couch ever. Not much more to say than that.

-Samson

I hope you all have a good 4/20, and happy pot smoking. I’m not positive yet what my plans are, but the kid I’m staying with here in Germany says he’ll see if we can have a little party with two of his friends that smoke mad weed. They don’t know what the number 420 means here in Germany, and so I had to explain it to him several times. I said I wanted to celebrate it, and so he said we should. Have a great 4/20, everyone.

♥ Ganhji